Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
i need some magic done to my vagina
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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