4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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