just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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