dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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