How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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