Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(708): View more from Illinois

nutella sex= disaster

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.

(719): View more from Colorado

this better not be you asking for a beej

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(678): View more from Georgia

Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.

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(904): View more from Florida

They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?

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