I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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