I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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