i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
My pussy is not your playground.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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