fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My bed smells like the plague
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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