the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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