so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
No subtext here. People are naked.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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