So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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