his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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