Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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