my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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