I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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