At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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