clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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