am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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