Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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