I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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