I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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