he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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