this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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