Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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