haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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