But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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