it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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