I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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