Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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