so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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