I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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