Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
