You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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