I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Randomize