Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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