Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
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I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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