Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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