I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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