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I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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