oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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