Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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