so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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