I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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