Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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