in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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