Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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