Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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