i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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