Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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