i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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