So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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