Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
