This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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