I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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