i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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