Where did you get a picture of my penis
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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