I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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