this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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