no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it