its not stalking. its research.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?