Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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