How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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