u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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